Dear Baked Goods,

I should have done this a long time ago. I tried to convince myself that our undeniable chemistry would make everything ok- love conquers all, right? Well. I have finally decided to leave you.

You're just no good for me. You build me up and I feel amazing when you're around but as soon as you're gone I feel sick. You've been toying with me for a long time, but no more. Things have to change.

I am now seeing Fruit. We've been going out almost a week now, and even though the spark that we shared isn't there, I know Fruit will treat me better. Maybe I'll even learn to love Fruit one day. Sure right now I'm still missing you, but I have to give Fruit a chance, for my own well-being. I hope you understand.

I was fooling us both thinking we could go on like we were. I hope we can still be friends, maybe meet for lunch and catch up every once in a while. Really. Let's still be friends.

Yours truly,
Courtney

PS- when we meet for lunch, bring your buddy Chocolate.